They ought to get a trademark on the now legendary “Missouri Snap” from center.

Nobody does it like we do. They could start an exercise class with full body extension

built around the Missouri Snap.

Seriously, it is embarrassing to have a division one program that inept at snapping the ball from center. It throws everything off and we can’t seem to fix it!

We had a severe Missouri Snap infection breakout the last few seasons.

It is no distinction to be the only program in division one that can’t snap the ball in rhythm to the quarterback.

It throws everything off.