August 26, 2016 by jacklovelace
It is never to late to learn. I’m speaking of ways to piss me off in a movie theater.
My latest trip to the movies had a guy tapping his foot constantly. Nothing new.
It also had a woman laughing loudly at inappropriate times and appropriate times. An irritating laugh like scratching a chalkboard. I assume she has the IQ of a gerbil. Nothing new though.
But then a guy comes down the theater steps and disappears around the corner…only to yell loudly into his fucking cellphone. I guess shit for brains assumed that since we couldn’t see him, we couldn’t hear him!
He was louder than the climax dialogue to the movie.
It ain’t easy.