Just finished Alan Rickman (bad guy in Die Hard) book. In the form of a diary and not very good.

But I got tickled over an entry from a hotel he was staying at where he put the breakfast order outside

the room door before going to bed for coffee and toast at 8 a.m.

The next thing he knew room service was blasting away at the door at 6 a.m.

Some prankster had changed the time of the order and the coffee and toast to “fish and pineapple juice”.

No one seems to find this as funny as me, but what the hell.