I almost or sort of watched the Oscars.

I used the speed dial to slow down when something was worth it to me but mostly passed.

While my attention span is limited, I also did not want to hear millionaires who received $205,000 gift bags explain the world to me.

Glad to see Nomadland get best picture. Liked the acceptance speeches from the director, also most worthy, as well as from McDormand. Also happy for supporting actress win in Minari and recognition for that fine movie.

The biggest irony is I probably won’t ever see Anthony Hopkins in Father, since I’m old enough to not want to watch Alzheimers for entertainment.

How about a movie about old people having fun, being funny, kicking ass and taking names before going off into the good night.

I won’t hold my breath. For multiple reasons.